May 29, 2008

Friday Flashcard - Name that Metal Band

This Swede is so bad ass that he doesn't go by a one word name like Sting or Beck, he only needs one singular letter for a name; "E".

And a quote from the man himself:

"Death is the key, the final and ultimate orgasm. Life is the painful part of the whole misery, it's just about dying. Death is the key... Commit suicide... "

I am a huge fan of any band that encourages people to commit suicide. A) Why then is this guy still alive if dying is so friggin awesome? and B) If people offed themselves who would left to buy their records, pay to see them live, bother to interview them, or bother to read interviews with them?

If a corpse painted singer falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does anyone give a crap about the sound either way?

I didn't think so.


  1. Watain ladies and gents. Watain.

  2. When scary becomes hilarious.